17 September 2007

Chee Peng and Reuben walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Chee Peng orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Reuben goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Reuben! How are you? Hey everybody! Reuben's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Reuben. After everyone has greeted him, Chee Peng and Reuben sit down and begin to eat.

"Reuben, you're pretty popular!" says Chee Peng. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Reuben.

"Now Reuben," says Chee Peng, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."

"Oh yeah," Reuben replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"

"That so?" answers Chee Peng, "How about the President of the United States?"

"Let's go!" says Reuben.

The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Reuben! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave.

"That was luck!" says Chee Peng, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of Engl

"Let's go!" says Reuben.

The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Reuben my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave.

Frustrated, Chee Peng says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!"

"Benny!" says Reuben, "Let's go!"

When they get to the Vatican, Reuben instructs Chee Peng to wait outside and Reuben will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Reuben, when the Pope came out, Reuben's arm was wrapped around him. Reuben looks down from the balcony and see's Chee Peng passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up.

"Chee Peng! Chee Peng! Wake up!" Chee Peng opens his eyes and says,

"Reuben. You're the most popular man in the world."

"I told you that, Chee Peng," says Reuben, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!"

"Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Chee Peng. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped

Tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Reuben?"

Taken from voodoo3dfx

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9/17/2007 02:48:00 PM